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Mickey Rourke gets a DUI on a scooter!
This is too funny, and sad.
Mickey Rourke was busted for DUI in Miami this morning. But not in a car folks, he was riding a baby blue Vespa and he had a woman with him riding on the back.
You just can't make this stuff up.
Rourke was partying, hopped onto the scooter and cut off a cop when he had a u-turn.
Bad move, pal. He was pulled over a block later. The Palm Beach Post reports that, according to the arrest report, Rourke let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped, his face was flushed face, eyes bloodshot and watery, speech slurred.
"I'm not drunk," he insisted to police. "I didn't even drink that much."